cosmic cuttlebone

Rabbits On Steroids

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:18:00 -0400

kimuchiii:

uberwren:

kimuchiii replied to your post: Hi Carmen ^-^ I just recently discovered Dansu to Pantsu and from there I found you! I love your videos but do not like Homestucks?? :((( I’m scared to talk to you because I’m super big Homestuck…
Why Carmen Dislikes Homestucks - By Uberwren, the novel.

Okay, you know what. Your face.

I use to follow Homestuck but after boot camp, I gave up keeping up with it. Andrew Hussie updates it way to frequently. Homestuck is the only comic I complain about updating to fast. You know how rabbits in cartoons multiply quickly enough to fill the entire screen with their progeny within minutes? Homestuck takes that to 11. Homestuck is rabbits on steroids!

Anyway, I get what your coming from and kinda feel the same way a little. I understand it a little more cause I did followed it before, but it takes a little to much effort to first get into, then get up to speed with everyone else.

maybe one day I’ll get back into it. Perhaps much latter in life, when when I have much more time on my hands (and Hussie stops updating it!)

Video

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:12:39 -0400

ecmajor: my-little-mod-blog: sketchinetch: badwolflaurel: ten...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:46:27 -0400

ecmajor:

my-little-mod-blog:

sketchinetch:

badwolflaurel:

tenaflyviper:

laundrylaudanum:

boxlunches:

you-shall-kneel-i-am-loki-and-i:

asksnowyandfriends:

turquoiseproject:

coooooooooooooulson:

notloki:

Dial-Up sound 700% slower

My cats actually lost their shit when I played this. They went wide eyed and started running about like they hit the nip or something

I just thought of a really really awesome use for this sound. *insert silent maniacal laugh to self*

My dog just screamed in pain

I think we just summoned Satan

So I thought this was going to be loud and screechy like normal dial-up and then it ended up being the most eerie, unsettling horror music ever. Why is that so fitting…? *Hides*

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER

One of the most obnoxious sounds in the world has suddenly become a hauntingly beautiful horror soundscape.

My phone rang while this was playing and I fucking screamed

Once again has my dash been met with this post.

Chills every time.

HUMANITY, WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO ARTIE ZIF’S INVENTION THAT TURNS THE DIALUP MODEM SOUND INTO EASY LISTENING MUSIC.

THIS IS DEFINITELY UNEASY LISTENING, BUT IT’S A START.

Damn, this is amazing and lush <3

The Starchild Problem

Sun, 05 May 2013 21:05:10 -0400

I never understood the “alien/human hybrid” thing in conspiracy theories and science fiction.

The genetic structure of an extraterrestrial (if it even had DNA and not some other undiscovered self replicating molecule) would be so radically different that no viable offspring would even be possible. You can’t just have two completely different species mate and expect a hybrid child to come out of that. Genetics just doesn’t work that way.

Now, I’m no geneticist, but I’m pretty sure that a giraffe and an elephant doesn’t make a giraphant or an elephaffe. Yes, you can cross humans and chimpanzees and get an offspring. A humanzee is possible. I don’t know who the hell would do that nor how healthy the child would be, but it would be possible. But that’s only because of how extremely close a chimp’s DNA is to us (greater then 95% similarity), due to the fact that they’re our closest living relatives. Every animal hybrid that has ever been created were only possible due to the great similarities in the DNA structure of their parent’s species, and even then, most of them turned out to be sterile and couldn’t produce offspring of their own. So you won’t have star children walking around with distant alien ancestors

That said, I suppose you could physically take out certain specific genes of an alien and place them directly into a human DNA strand, but that would only work if said alien had DNA to begin with. If a sapient lifeform evolved on a planet light years from Earth, It would stand to reason that everything about them would probably be different from anything you would find here on Earth. That includes their genetic molecules. Different environments and different circumstances breed different results.

That’s not to say that DNA found on other planets is impossible. I believe I’ve read somewhere that we have found amino acids in meteorites, which suggests that the rise of life on our planet was due to panspermia. It just means that it is highly improbable.

In short: the whole idea about human/alien children is bullshit!

Neil deGrasse Tyson loses it at ‘Storytelling of...

Fri, 03 May 2013 01:25:22 -0400

Neil deGrasse Tyson loses it at ‘Storytelling of Science’ (by MetrazolElectricity)

Don’t argue with Tyson, man! He’ll set you straight!

thatalbanianguy: aboutwhitewomen: oratorasaurus: opposition-ri...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:08:20 -0400

thatalbanianguy:

aboutwhitewomen:

oratorasaurus:

opposition-rising:

Elizabeth Coast Admits Lying About Being Raped While The Accused Has Been Incarcerated For 4 Years

It is disgusting how smug this woman is when being confronted about how she destroyed a man’s life by falsely accusing him of rape.

So fucking ridiculous. Refuses to state she is sorry for destroying another person’s life due to her lies.

“But, Coast later admitted, she made up the rape to explain why she was looking at pornography” x

If i was him i would Sue the fucking state for putting me in jail on flimsy evidence. Had these people even had sex? If no, then there is a VERY real chance of a HUGE mistake by the court and id sue.

pepsie: frostbackscat: timgspears: Window Socket - Kyuho Song...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:27:02 -0400

pepsie:

frostbackscat:

timgspears:

Window Socket - Kyuho Song & Boa Oh

So this is an absolutley brilliant idea! Just attach the plug on to a window and it will harness solar energy. A small converter will convert it into electricity which can be freely used as a plug when you are in the car, on a plane or outside.

Love this design and I really think it has a great potential.

This is fucking genius.

i dont think anyone understands how badly i need this

history1970s: game over :/ “Just a yawn, not gonna bite-...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 01:54:40 -0400

history1970s:

game over :/

“Just a yawn, not gonna bite- SIKE!!”

Forging the Diamond Sword (Minecraft) - MAN AT ARMS (by...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:19:32 -0400

Forging the Diamond Sword (Minecraft) - MAN AT ARMS (by AweMeChannel)

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Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that someone took the time out to forge a functional Diamond sword.

lordofvermin: I’m ashamed of the things I’d be willing to do...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:40:26 -0400

lordofvermin:

I’m ashamed of the things I’d be willing to do for a cybernetic limb.

The Stars Above The Sea

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 20:15:15 -0400

The Stars Above The Sea:

A truly inspiring and thought-provoking article on innovation by Ciaran Healy on H+ Magazine.

fireandshellamari: nodamncatnodamncradle: Can we all take a...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:03:00 -0400

fireandshellamari:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles.

ART

Not quite hundreds of years old. The artist is arthur berzinsh, born April 20, 1983.

Here is his website: http://www.berzinsh.lv/

and Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/berzinsh.lv

and Twitter: https://twitter.com/ArthurBerzinsh

Not that the artists in history didn’t have a sense of humor:

Massa Marittima mural:

Has penises in it’s tree

Well, actually this was a political message: http://www.theage.com.au/news/Arts/The-penis-tree/2004/12/07/1102182260709.html

But come on! You can’t tell me that the artist wasn’t giggling like a child while painting each of those dongs!

fuckyeahashes: rainydaywolf: swaye-with-souls: allthingsmorbid...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:40:02 -0400

fuckyeahashes:

rainydaywolf:

swaye-with-souls:

allthingsmorbid:

mortisia:

viα awkwardsituationist: acid attacks in pakistan

:/ :@

completely insane

this is horrific

there are no words… I can’t imagine the pain… the suffering… how can this even… be… happen… how… and… why?… and… why is this still happening?… there’s no justice… there’s no humanity…

why acid

w h y a c i d

w h y a c i d s o m u c h

changingpelts: lyricalred: wethinkwedream: yogastrong: headtu...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 21:26:29 -0400

changingpelts:

lyricalred:

wethinkwedream:

yogastrong:

headturnmeon:

juicewzl:

yesslynn:

ellegolightly:

This angry food is making my year right now.

NATURE’S BUTTER, BITCH.

Tasty and aggressive, two of my favorite things.

I lol’d. so hard.

LMAOOOOOOO this is some of the best shit i’ve seen on Tumblr…had me dying lol

I had to.

omg

AGGRESSIVE NUTRITION

This…makes me want to eat healthy…

GRUB LIKE A FUCKIN’ CHAMP, NOT LIKE A CHUMP!

BITCH!

At The Speed Of Thought

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 20:54:18 -0400

At The Speed Of Thought:

Absolutely fascinating.

I do wonder, though, the outcome of two different species of animal connected together.

For instance: a rat and a cat. How much more would the researchers have “translate” and “clean” the signals or would the subjects eventually learn at least some of the brain signals on their own with the help of their brain’s plasticity? what would their behavior be like? could the rat eventually “find out” that it’s connected to its predator by interpreting what type of reward it’s partner is receiving? how would it change it’s behavior? What would the cat do?

Or how about a bird and a cuttlefish. Would the different environments effect the behavior of their partners?

That could get a bit (or very) cruel but it certainly would be extremely educating.

anselmos-girl: civilexecutioner: onthesideoftheotters: kickthe...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 06:23:11 -0500

anselmos-girl:

civilexecutioner:

onthesideoftheotters:

kicktheclit:

awkwardorable:

sonotaghostkid:

This is really not okay.

I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him thee fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.

Gabbity is right—if the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.

This.

ohmygod this is so horrible

That may or may not be Harry Styles

That’s when a man needs to punch the fuck outta a bitch same for girls

When throwing a punch:

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:16:50 -0500

When throwing a punch::

redajin:

mechabekahscakery:

ohroseweasley:

alexandrefelixdarnay:

pfdiva:

starfleetrambo:

sakothefox:

unseilie:

fullofbeansandspunk:

everythingbutharleyquinn:

asinheavenasinhell:

thnafu:

• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.

I reblogged this once before to add this and I’ll do it again…

keep your wrist straight.

You can also risk breaking your wrist if you allow it to bend. I actually can’t believe this isn’t in there.

Other good pointers:

if your attacker is male, go for his junk - especially if he’s wearing loose pants. There’s no sportsmanship when it comes to assault so fuck them balls UP

punching pretty much ANYWHERE in the face is going to actually hurt you a LOT (just think - you’re punching your bones into their bones and ow). If you’re going for the face, my suggestion is to strick upwards with your palm.

see that meaty portion highlighted in red? There’s a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though I’ve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but I’ve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards

other delicate areas:

the shin (hurts like a bitch if you kick it right - also, you can hit this spot if you’re being held in a choke-hold and if your attacker has to move in order to stop you from kicking him, he’ll have to angle his body so as to expose his stomach and crotch to the wild spastic jabbings of your elbows)

the solar plexus (either jab while holding your hand in a sort of spear position or use your elbows - unless you’re super strong, your punch probably won’t wind your attacker. Your elbow or a spear hand will, however)

Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.

the clavicle (from experience, getting hit in your clavicle HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. If you strike downwards with your knuckles, the person might just cry. Like I did.)

the ear (this is probably the best place to punch besides the throat. It’s all cartilage so it probably won’t hurt you all that much and most people will be like “DUDE YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR WHAT THE HELL”)

the kidneys (this is harder to hit without training but if you somehow get your attacker’s back to face you, try to hit’em in the kidneys. Again, from experience, this FUCKING HURTS. You can’t really hit the kidneys from the front with any effect but from the back it is super painful)

if you’re held in a choke-hold, try turning your head so the forearm isn’t pressed into your throat. If you can position yourself right, you can sort of force your chin into the crook of the elbow, making you able to still receive (limited) oxygen and provide time for you to kick some shins or elbow some spleens and shit

-Also, remember that a guy’s junk is not an off-button. Don’t think that you can rely on a swift kick to the balls to immediately incapacitate him in an emergency. Adrenaline and anger can keep somebody going for a long time even through extreme pain, and if you expect to end a fight with a single groin-attack you might be caught off-guard when he doesn’t drop. Certainly go for it if you get the chance, but keep hitting him until the fight is over.

-Draw blood if you can, especially if you can draw it from the face or the eyes. Blood in the eyes is not just a good way to impair your attacker’s vision, it’s also a really good way to freak them out and let them know that they might be getting more than they bargained for by picking a fight with you.

-Elbows and knees are really powerful weapons. Elbows are very sharp and very strong and if you are in close-range they are often more effective than trying to throw a punch.

-Yelling and shouting makes you scary.

Self-defense in driving school taught us that it’s not honestly a good idea to go for the balls. It makes them even more angry and gives them more motivation to hurt you worse.

We’d also learned that its a good idea to go for the eyes if you can. Dudes are scared as shit to lose their vision so, pepperspray if available. If not, using your thumbs to try and gouge their eyes.

Welcome to tumblr, where we teach you how to fight and defend yourself.

In which tumblr teaches you better than highschool.

Oh god getting my eyes gouged out is one of my worst fears

Reblogging cause I know a lot of my friends don’t know even the basics to self defence. Remember low blows and cheap shots are a okay when it comes to your saftey too, people seem to forget that.

Better self defense training then Boot Camp, I shit you not. “Air Force Basic training: Where you learn just enough to get your ass kicked”

Is Your Red The Same as My Red? (by Vsauce)

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 00:31:22 -0500

Is Your Red The Same as My Red? (by Vsauce)

jtotheizzoe: It’s hard to imagine that Carl Sagan could ever be...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:04:35 -0500

jtotheizzoe:

It’s hard to imagine that Carl Sagan could ever be evil, but perhaps in some parallel universe, this is exactly how it would go …

If you wish to destroy the universe, start with the pie, my friend …

From the always entertaining Sci-ənce comic, illustrated by the delightfully evil Maki Naro.

I love this

Cell circuits remember their history | Machines Like Us

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:13:42 -0500

Cell circuits remember their history | Machines Like Us