cosmic cuttlebone
ashestheproblemchild:

22prairial:

xgenepositive:

unclefather:

what is this

reblogging hoping someone can explain this mysterious water machine

Ive seen this like 30 times on my dash and no one’s explained what it is. I know for a fact some of you don’t smoke. Help me out here

i dont smoke but i still dont know what this is someone help me

You idiots, It’s obviously one of them thingamabobs that you use to put water in your bong. Like a bong water dispenser or some shit.

ashestheproblemchild:

22prairial:

xgenepositive:

unclefather:

what is this

reblogging hoping someone can explain this mysterious water machine

Ive seen this like 30 times on my dash and no one’s explained what it is. I know for a fact some of you don’t smoke. Help me out here

i dont smoke but i still dont know what this is someone help me

You idiots, It’s obviously one of them thingamabobs that you use to put water in your bong. Like a bong water dispenser or some shit.

Perhaps we should stop looking for differences and stop trying to alienate one another. The worlds complicated enough as it is.

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

BREAK WAS OVER 15 MINUTES AGO! GET BACK TO WORK!

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

BREAK WAS OVER 15 MINUTES AGO! GET BACK TO WORK!

gendercube:

personal update: friendzoned again

Kaspar Wolfswinkel? is that you?

gendercube:

personal update: friendzoned again

Kaspar Wolfswinkel? is that you?

thefurrynerd:

heatherm00ch:

blancadiabla:

safety tips from Anubis

oh my fucking god

Who here can read hieroglyphs?

according to a comment on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xofOF1eeVZI):

"Halt, young ones!"
"Avoid the drink of painful death."
"Flee at the cry of the fire watchman."
"And beware… the call of the stranger."
"That is all, farewell!"

Seems close enough I guess.

thefurrynerd:

heatherm00ch:

blancadiabla:

safety tips from Anubis

oh my fucking god

Who here can read hieroglyphs?

according to a comment on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xofOF1eeVZI):

"Halt, young ones!"

"Avoid the drink of painful death."

"Flee at the cry of the fire watchman."

"And beware… the call of the stranger."

"That is all, farewell!"

Seems close enough I guess.

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It’s only got 178 transistors, but it’s an important proof-of-concept that’s poised to keep Moore’s Law right on track. The breakthrough, in which a basic computer was powered by microscopic chains of carbon atoms, means we may have finally found a viable alternative to silicon chips.

poplerpig:

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my sister made pasta for herself

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I don’t think u understand how big the bowl actually is

That’s literally what I eat most days for lunch. Except I crack in an egg and some cheese when it’s still hot.

I love pasta.

I just supported Phonebloks on @ThunderclapIt // @davehakkens

8bitfuture:

Video: Wireless charging demonstrated over 10 feet.

A new wireless power device called the Cota allows power to be transmitted wirelessly over distances of up to 3 metres, including through walls, with the system automatically charging when in range of the base station. According to startup Ossia, the device operates in a similar way to Wi-Fi, and was discovered “by accident” when experimenting with wireless transmission protocols. Cota uses Wi-Fi frequencies, and can safely deliver around one third of a normal 5V USB power source, at around 1 Watt, according to Ossia.

Although the system currently fits into a small handheld cube, its not a stretch to imagine it being shrunk down to fit into a tablet or smartphone.

Skip to around 2:55 for the demonstration of the receiver, or 4 min to see an iPhone being charged.

If we combine that with thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDAw7vW7H0c

That’d be awesome!

ASK A SLAVE Ep 1: Meet Lizzie Mae (by Ask A Slave: The Web Series)

The Sass is strong with this one. Can’t believe the cluelessness of some of these questions.