cosmic cuttlebone
Rabbits On Steroids

uberwren:

kimuchiii:

uberwren:


Okay, you know what. Your face.

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I use to follow Homestuck but after boot camp, I gave up keeping up with it. Andrew Hussie updates it way to frequently. Homestuck is the only comic I complain about updating to fast. You know how rabbits in cartoons multiply quickly enough to fill the entire screen with their progeny within minutes? Homestuck takes that to 11. Homestuck is rabbits on steroids!

Anyway, I get what your coming from and kinda feel the same way a little. I understand it a little more cause I did followed it before, but it takes a little to much effort to first get into, then get up to speed with everyone else.

maybe one day I’ll get back into it. Perhaps much latter in life, when when I have much more time on my hands (and Hussie stops updating it!) 

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you-shall-kneel-i-am-loki-and-i:

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turquoiseproject:

coooooooooooooulson:

notloki:

Dial-Up sound 700% slower

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My cats actually lost their shit when I played this. They went wide eyed and started running about like they hit the nip or something

I just thought of a really really awesome use for this sound. *insert silent maniacal laugh to self*

My dog just screamed in pain

I think we just summoned Satan

So I thought this was going to be loud and screechy like normal dial-up and then it ended up being the most eerie, unsettling horror music ever. Why is that so fitting…? *Hides*

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER

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One of the most obnoxious sounds in the world has suddenly become a hauntingly beautiful horror soundscape.

My phone rang while this was playing and I fucking screamed

Once again has my dash been met with this post.

Chills every time.

HUMANITY, WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO ARTIE ZIF’S INVENTION THAT TURNS THE DIALUP MODEM SOUND INTO EASY LISTENING MUSIC.

THIS IS DEFINITELY UNEASY LISTENING, BUT IT’S A START.

Damn, this is amazing and lush <3

The Starchild Problem

I never understood the “alien/human hybrid” thing in conspiracy theories and science fiction.

The genetic structure of an extraterrestrial (if it even had DNA and not some other undiscovered self replicating molecule) would be so radically different that no viable offspring would even be possible. You can’t just have two completely different species mate and expect a hybrid child to come out of that. Genetics just doesn’t work that way. 

Now, I’m no geneticist, but I’m pretty sure that a giraffe and an elephant doesn’t make a giraphant or an elephaffe. Yes, you can cross humans and chimpanzees and get an offspring. A humanzee is possible. I don’t know who the hell would do that nor how healthy the child would be, but it would be possible. But that’s only because of how extremely close a chimp’s DNA is to us (greater then 95% similarity), due to the fact that they’re our closest living relatives. Every animal hybrid that has ever been created were only possible due to the great similarities in the DNA structure of their parent’s species, and even then, most of them turned out to be sterile and couldn’t produce offspring of their own. So you won’t have star children walking around with distant alien ancestors

That said, I suppose you could physically take out certain specific genes of an alien and place them directly into a human DNA strand, but that would only work if said alien had DNA to begin with. If a sapient lifeform evolved on a planet light years from Earth, It would stand to reason that everything about them would probably be different from anything you would find here on Earth. That includes their genetic molecules. Different environments and different circumstances breed different results. 

That’s not to say that DNA found on other planets is impossible. I believe I’ve read somewhere that we have found amino acids in meteorites, which suggests that the rise of life on our planet was due to panspermia. It just means that it is highly improbable.

In short: the whole idea about human/alien children is bullshit!

Neil deGrasse Tyson loses it at ‘Storytelling of Science’ (by MetrazolElectricity)

Don’t argue with Tyson, man! He’ll set you straight!

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opposition-rising:

Elizabeth Coast Admits Lying About Being Raped While The Accused Has Been Incarcerated For 4 Years

It is disgusting how smug this woman is when being confronted about how she destroyed a man’s life by falsely accusing him of rape.

So fucking ridiculous. Refuses to state she is sorry for destroying another person’s life due to her lies.

“But, Coast later admitted, she made up the rape to explain why she was looking at pornography” x

If i was him i would Sue the fucking state for putting me in jail on flimsy evidence. Had these people even had sex? If no, then there is a VERY real chance of a HUGE mistake by the court and id sue.

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timgspears:

Window Socket - Kyuho Song & Boa Oh


So this is an absolutley brilliant idea! Just attach the plug on to a window and it will harness solar energy. A small converter will convert it into electricity which can be freely used as a plug when you are in the car, on a plane or outside.

Love this design and I really think it has a great potential.

This is fucking genius.

i dont think anyone understands how badly i need this 

history1970s:

game over :/

&#8220;Just a yawn, not gonna bite- SIKE!!&#8221;

history1970s:

game over :/

“Just a yawn, not gonna bite- SIKE!!”

Forging the Diamond Sword (Minecraft) - MAN AT ARMS (by AweMeChannel)

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Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that someone took the time out to forge a functional Diamond sword.

lordofvermin:

I’m ashamed of the things I’d be willing to do for a cybernetic limb.

lordofvermin:

I’m ashamed of the things I’d be willing to do for a cybernetic limb.