cosmic cuttlebone
fangirlabouteverythingever:

itseasytoremember:

tronjavolta:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
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That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

He has expired and gone to meet his maker

He’s probably pining for the fjords

No, no… he’s stunned

"not dead but dreaming"

fangirlabouteverythingever:

itseasytoremember:

tronjavolta:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."

Read More>

That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

He has expired and gone to meet his maker

He’s probably pining for the fjords

No, no… he’s stunned

"not dead but dreaming"

futurescope:

JIBO, The World’s First Family Robot

#TIL that Kickstarter videos are an - almost independent - subcategory of corporate flat-pack futures. And this one is their new leader. It’s too cute to be true. So let’s wait for the first delivered batch. Nevertheless, the team makes an excellent impression. I hope they don’t neglect the IoT-discussion about data protection & surveillance.

JIBO is the perfect robot for everyone in the family. Because JIBO is an open platform, his skills and uses will grow, helping and delighting in ways even we haven’t even imagined…

WHAT JIBO CAN DO

See Two hi-res cameras recognize and track faces, capture photos, and enable immersive video calling.

Hear 360° microphones and natural language processing let you talk to JIBO from anywhere in the room.

Speak Hands-free reminders and messages, so you’ll never forget and can always be in touch.

Learn Artificial Intelligence algorithms learn your preferences to adapt and fit into your life.

Help Like a personal assistant, JIBO proactively helps you, to make everyday tasks simpler and easier.

RelateCommunicates and expresses using natural social and emotive cues so you understand each other better.

JIBO’S SKILLS

INTELLIGENT & HANDS-FREE
Assistant Politely reminds you of important tasks and events to help you stay on top of things.
Messenger Recognizes you and each member of your household, to deliver the right messages to the right people at the right time & place.

EMOTIONAL CONNECTOR
Photographer Uses natural cues like movement, speech, and smile detection to know when someone’s posing for a picture.
Avatar See-and-track camera makes it easy to turn and look at people, to support video calling as if you are in the room.

FUN & SUPPORTIVE
Storyteller Sound effects, graphics and physical movements make a responsive and interactive storytelling experience.
CompanionPhysical presence with helpfulness and heart, JIBO will put a smile on your face and make you feel better.

[myjibo] [indiegogo]

It’s happening…

did-you-kno:

 Source 

Skimbleshanks?

did-you-kno:

 Source 

Skimbleshanks?

Also, Blossom was James Earl Jones and Buttercup was Gilbert Gottfried.

Also, Blossom was James Earl Jones and Buttercup was Gilbert Gottfried.

ashestheproblemchild:

22prairial:

xgenepositive:

unclefather:

what is this

reblogging hoping someone can explain this mysterious water machine

Ive seen this like 30 times on my dash and no one’s explained what it is. I know for a fact some of you don’t smoke. Help me out here

i dont smoke but i still dont know what this is someone help me

You idiots, It’s obviously one of them thingamabobs that you use to put water in your bong. Like a bong water dispenser or some shit.

ashestheproblemchild:

22prairial:

xgenepositive:

unclefather:

what is this

reblogging hoping someone can explain this mysterious water machine

Ive seen this like 30 times on my dash and no one’s explained what it is. I know for a fact some of you don’t smoke. Help me out here

i dont smoke but i still dont know what this is someone help me

You idiots, It’s obviously one of them thingamabobs that you use to put water in your bong. Like a bong water dispenser or some shit.

Perhaps we should stop looking for differences and stop trying to alienate one another. The worlds complicated enough as it is.

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

BREAK WAS OVER 15 MINUTES AGO! GET BACK TO WORK!

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

BREAK WAS OVER 15 MINUTES AGO! GET BACK TO WORK!

gendercube:

personal update: friendzoned again

Kaspar Wolfswinkel? is that you?

gendercube:

personal update: friendzoned again

Kaspar Wolfswinkel? is that you?

thefurrynerd:

heatherm00ch:

blancadiabla:

safety tips from Anubis

oh my fucking god

Who here can read hieroglyphs?

according to a comment on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xofOF1eeVZI):

"Halt, young ones!"
"Avoid the drink of painful death."
"Flee at the cry of the fire watchman."
"And beware… the call of the stranger."
"That is all, farewell!"

Seems close enough I guess.

thefurrynerd:

heatherm00ch:

blancadiabla:

safety tips from Anubis

oh my fucking god

Who here can read hieroglyphs?

according to a comment on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xofOF1eeVZI):

"Halt, young ones!"

"Avoid the drink of painful death."

"Flee at the cry of the fire watchman."

"And beware… the call of the stranger."

"That is all, farewell!"

Seems close enough I guess.